servalias:

discoursethot:

discoursethot:

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

oh my god the original out in the wild

happyheidi:

roobdoob:

stargloom:

and then a weird girl appear #feminism

and than another weird girl appeared #yuri

1percentcharge:

Ginger

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

nitrosplicer:

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

calellon:

the age of abstaining is over! the age of devouring has begun

catchymemes:

regionfree:

the ten commandments

1. thog don’t caare
2. if it sucks hit da bricks
3. play the cards i’m given
4. pobody’s nerfect
5. this mess is a place
6. fuck it we ball
7. it’s so over
8. we’re so back
9. what if the world was made of pudding
10. there is good in every day